Doujinshi Dialogue Challenge #3

(Updated January 31, 2009) I can't imagine a better submission than anonymous' "partly covered" entry. It humorously combines Asuka's mixed Japanese/German descent with the ever-frustrating censorship that Japanese artists must endure. Also, if Asuka WAS somehow involved in a discussion about Japanese censorship, I could see her character actually doing this strictly to prove her knowledge on the subject... Remember how she nonchalantly used her breasts as the subject of a physics discussion with Shinji in the series? Well done, anonymous... You earned it!

Congratulations to anonymous for winning previous Challenge #2!

The rules are simple: I have removed the original dialogue from a doujinshi scene. All you have to do is think of replacement dialogue that brings a wonderfully humorous spin to the scene and submit your text entry by commenting on this post. You may also include some brief "situational information" in brackets... The entry that induces the most laughter will be declared the winner, and I will upload a professional edit of the scene with the winning text and the winner's name.

The scene for this third challenge comes from the classic Evangelion doujinshi Motherless Children in which a completely out-of-character Asuka proudly shows off her goods to Shinji. I suspect this is going to be a difficult one, so let those creative juices flow!