Sunday, February 28, 2010

Doujinshi Dialogue Challenge #9

(Updated June 22, 2010) Anonymous wins this challenge with a well-placed reference to the great old American-produced cartoon She-ra. A super-heroine whose alter-ego transformation is triggered by exposing her breasts and receiving a full-body ejaculation sounds like a great ero-manga concept, if you ask me. Just think of all the erotic comedy hijinks that would ensue between her and her likely male sidekick... "C'mon, CUM on me already! Hordak's getting away!" ^_^

Congratulations to TheCampbell for winning previous Challenge #8!

The rules are simple: I have removed the original dialogue from a doujinshi (or eromanga) scene. All you have to do is think of replacement dialogue that brings a won
derfully humorous spin to the scene and submit your text entry by commenting on this post. You may also include some brief "situational information" in brackets. The most creative entry that induces the most laughter will be declared the winner, and I will upload a professional edit of the scene with the winning text and the winner's name.

This scene comes from the short story Honeymoon by Sasagawa Hayashi (笹川ハヤシ) from COMIC Mujin 2009-02. After transfer student Nagafune Miya joins a rooftop sexual encounter already in progress between her fellow student Hideo and their teacher, they compete to see who can please him the most. As Hideo climaxes from the overwhelming pleasure induced by the teacher's act of paizuri, Miya extends her arms wide and revels in the resulting ejaculatory shower. Like most all new transfer students in Japanese fiction, though, Miya is more than she appears... just look at her shadow!

This scene is ripe for potential hilarity... May the best entry win!

53 comments:

JeKL said...

*The Guy* "Are you sure this is how 'The Shawshank Redemption' ended?"

Anonymous said...

"I am the queen of the wooooooorld !"

Hakumoki said...

Jizz! Glorious jizz!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh - after so much jism I am free! TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Anonymous said...

"It's raining sperm, hallelujah"

zorld said...

Who needs a shower after this!

Anonymous said...

"This the season to be Jolly"

Anonymous said...

Text: FOR THE GLORY OF SLAANESH

Thought box: It Was a Routine Assignment

Anonymous said...

"The Power of Christ Compels You!"

TheCampbell said...

"Good morning!"
Caption- Moments later, she opened her eyes. And things were going so well...

"That's brisk, baby!"

"I'll never let you come on my evil shadow!"
Caption- And I thought the roleplaying started weird.

"Look, ma! No hands!"


I love it when artwork favors the idea that women are enjoying themselves. I get that we don't always have the most apt expressions during sex, but women are too-often drawn with an almost pained look, which isn't necessarily realistic, either. Then again, complete realism could lead to some hilarious expressions that would completely ruin the mood. :P

Anonymous said...

Well, Obama Did Promise Change.

Anonymous said...

I'm singing in the rain!!! Just singing in the rain!!!

Anonymous said...

cure my myopia!

Anonymous said...

The power of christ compels you!

Grimmjow said...

*Sounds Tchaicovsky's 1812 Overture*

-Girl:"¡¡Hero comes the crescendo!!"

Anonymous said...

Ahh! My Spring has cum.

Anonymous said...

OM NOM NOM NOM

Anonymous said...

It's so much better than a golden shower!

Anonymous said...

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Mr.Entropy said...

I sure hope there isn't a creepy black shadow photobombing this!.....ahhhhhn!

or....

No! The power of Christ compels me!

Dyne said...

Worst Matrix dodge ever.

grobroy said...

YOU SHALL NOT PISS!!!

luckyntkpxxx said...

"Purify me with your holy milk!"

Anonymous said...

"More of your man-juice"

Anonymous said...

"Release the Kraken!"

3333h said...

"I'm siiiiiinging in the raaaaaaaain, i'm siiiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the raaaaaaaain..."

J said...

WRYYYYYYYYY !!!

(cit. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Oliver said...

I vote for the "WRYYYYYYYYY !" suggestion, ROFL !

donquixotee2000 said...

"Now I will change into Wonder Woman!"

Caption: When cosplay goes bad.

Outsider said...

"GGGWWWARGH !!!! Noooooooooooooooooo !"

DiegoManiac said...

OMG!!! the little firemen spit on my!!! that's cute

english is not mi languaje.

TTOG said...

White Christmas

tm said...

Ahh, nothing better than a cold beer!

Caption: That´s what i call refreshment!

Blink289 said...

"let there be rain!"

John Creek said...

She is either singing...

It's raining men, halleluja.

or shouting loudly...

I love
SUNBLOCK.

Rone said...

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora !!!!

Scuba said...

Where's your spoon now, Richard!?

Jay said...

Can I be in your music video now?

TransHero said...

Text: "SPRAY YOUR BLOOD-SOAKED COCK JUICES ALL OVER MY FACE!! AHHHHHH!!! That's the stuff!"

Caption: When on the peaks of orgasm, often female Shinigami will scream for what they really want. Unfortunately, they have the instruments to do so

Justin said...

Girl: "I'm melting.... MELTING!!!"

Caption: Best rendition of the "Wizard of OZ", Ever!

Oliver said...

Allright, my proposition :

"LET THE LITTLE BABIES COME TO ME !!"

With this block of text in a banner at the bottom of the picture :

"(Matthew, 19:4)"

Vortex said...

"I don't get how Monica Lewinsky ever gave this up"

Zachary said...

"I have exorcised the demons"

Anonymous said...

"I believe i can fly...i believe i can touch the sperm"

Ivan said...

"... And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my sperm upon thee."

froglenn said...

Muhahahahaha, this prize is all miiiiiiine!!!

Anonymous said...

maybe ''Look mama no hands''

J. Wood said...

Can somebody pass me the soap?

TheCampbell said...

"Flash! Aaa-aaaahhhh!"
Caption- I'm glad she enjoys my Flash Gordon costume, but this is a bit much.


I think this image lacks the subtlety to really come up with something clever, or that isn't too obvious. It's anything but subtle. I'm at somewhat of a loss. Although...

"Subtlety is for losers!"
Caption- Does this mean she likes me?


Because we men can be that dense. :P

Kainarv said...

Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet!

or

All the shots I taaaaake... I spit back at youuuuu.

or

You realise you promised to lick me some more after you're finished? :P

Kainarv said...

Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet!

or

All the shots I taaaaake... I spit back at youuuuu.

or

You realise you promised to lick me some more after you're finished? :P

TheCampbell said...

"Yes, all over! Cover me, quickly!"
Caption- It quickly became apparent that she didn't understand how censorship worked.

HmmKenDou said...

(singing) And I~ Wlll always Love you

Caption: The real reason why the Titanic sank