Doujinshi Dialogue Challenge #10 - BONUS!

(Updated Dec 4, 2010) TheCampbell wins yet AGAIN with this creative entry for one of my favorite doujinshi panels ever drawn. If you've ever seen Magic Eye pictures in the past, you know how just visually absorbing they can be. Likening Kirika's complete absorption in Mireille's breast to the visual captivation of Magic Eye pictures is a brilliant comparison! Note to TheCampbell: Since you won this challenge, you get to select a doujinshi scene you'd like to see featured in the future. However, I can't contact you because your google account is not available, so please e-mail me with your selection. Thanks!

Congratulations to Anonymous for winning previous Challenge #9!

This scene comes from circle Gust's 2001 doujinshi La banquet de Chat Noir (Kuronekotachi no Kyouen, 黒猫たちの饗宴), the first in a wonderful three doujinshi parody of the anime Noir, one of my favorite shows. In the opening action sequence of this doujinshi, Kirika saves Mireille's life, after which they return to Mireille's apartment to tend to Kirika's wounds. However, one thing leads to another, and Mireille's innocent flirting causes Kirika to become overwhelmed with passion. Mireille must be one hell of a kisser to elicit Kirika's cute shuddering climax just moments into their yuri-licious encounter.

The following scene (the panel in this challenge) shows Kirika relaxing her head on Mireille's chest while gently cradling and admiring Mireille's bared right breast, commenting on how envious she is of its size, warmth, and softness. Mireille downplays Kirika's admiration by saying that her breasts are really just an annoyance in her profession as an assassin-for-hire. This adorable scenario and the contrast between Mireille's apathetic expression and Kirika's entranced stare make this one of my favorite doujinshi panels... ALMOST as good as page 17 of Ayanami Shiro. I've been waiting forever to use this panel in one of these challenges.

The rules are simple: I've removed the original dialogue from this doujinshi scene. All you have to do is think of replacement dialogue that brings a wonderfully humorous spin to the scene and submit your text entry by commenting on this post. You may also include some brief "situational information" in brackets. Feel free to use either dialogue order sequence: "A followed by B" or "B followed by A". The most creative entry that induces the most laughter will be declared the winner, and I will upload a professional edit of the scene with the winning text and the winner's name.

...BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...

To show my appreciation for the great ongoing participation and creatively humorous entries over the past nine Doujinshi Dialogue Challenges™, I've decided to offer a special bonus privilege to the winner of this momentous tenth challenge. To be eligible, your posted comment must include an e-mail address at which I can contact you if you do win. You can either (i) include your e-mail address directly in the text of your comment entry or (ii) create a google ID such that your e-mail address is linked when hovering over your name in your comment (a better way to avoid potential spam). Anonymous entries or those with no e-mail information can still win the challenge but will not be eligible for the bonus privilege since I will have no way of contacting and confirming the lucky winner.

I bet you're all wondering: "What is this bonus privilege!?" Well, the winner of this challenge gets the distinct honor of selecting the very next doujinshi scene that will be used in the upcoming 11th Doujinshi Dialogue Challenge. Let the contest begin!